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A blocked passage is always a problem for me James, my dear. I find Barry Scott's Cillit Bang does wonders. The cheeky little fellow even offers some useful tips on this link: http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html Hope that helps! Now to a very important matter: Mr Ahkboob i...

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/2143/back9xk.jpg Marrital abuse? anal scabs? can't put up a shelf? incontinence and imcompetance? wife beater? tele-addict? lost some lose change? going to die tomorrow? listen to trance? Whatever your problem, contact the Agony Tramp on this page. No problem too big or s...

That's the spirit, I'm sure the Thames will acheve the same fresh results.

Due to the MaMoTH success...the Agony Tramp is going to start a new page...with a fancy title pic!!!

Any problems at home, work or through social circles? Embarassing boils on the anus or caught black death? Call Uncollected's very own agony aunt: The Tramp With a Turntable Just visit "The Nation Unites..." in the Graff forum (the one no one goes on) No problem too big or small. Help char...

I do all my washing in the River Yare...have you tried that? It works for me. For really tough stains, try rubbing in a little dog's piss (that's a little piss from a dog NOT some piss from a little dog) I hope that helps you Henri, my dear. Believe me, I frequently know what a pain stains can be. W...

True I usually drink lynx, hereford cider and kings oak, but as you can see: this tramp is requesting someone else to purchase his goods for him so I though it was time for the posh stuff (as someone else is paying)
WINE!!

No problems, Jonny. It's all in a days work for Uncollected's very own agony aunt: The Tramp With a Turntable Now on to other matters: Can someone go to the shop for me? I can't be bothered. Here's the list: Teabags (Value range) Corned Beef (or catfood if they don't have any...tastes just the same)...

Sounds like a tough problem...it's a good job you came to the tramp for advice:

have you thought about removing your lawn? It would solve the mower problem altogether...my Turkish friend Ichbar would come and take it off your hands for free (he's very lonely)

My dog barks something rotten!!

-I think it's because I have my foot on his genitals

Firstly a few stats: At the time of writing, there are 306 different posts in the General forum and 191 different posts in the Events forum of Uncollected.net...and yet the are only 23 measley posts in the Graff Forum!! So come on Graff'ers, let's get this Forum up to the standard it deserves. http:...

I'm affraid you are all wrong
(was anyone arguing in the first place?):

the best wrestler of all time was clearly this man:




(evidence: it even says Wrestling All Star on his picture...that's conclusive proof, my friends)

In inspiration.

I actually turned up to this one (about 10 minutes from close)
Are your nights usually that busy?

Sorry I couldn't hear the music: just had my daily dose of gabba shitcore administered straight to the brain - god bless the government!

Hey looks like a cross between Freddy Kruger and Steptoe
(the old man, not the Son)

Yep...Old Man Herod is one ugly son of a bitch!
(just the Old Man, you understand...no more uncollected war!)

I'm actually coming to this one

if I can be fucked...which probably won't be the case...ah well!

Yeah: I can't believe I waited a whole 4 minutes (!!!!!!!!!) for this CRAPPY link to an advert that's been on the bloody telly for the last 3 months!!! Why someone thought this would be interesting the fourth time around is anyone's guess! : oh and at least check that no-one had posted it before or ...