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My thought is:

someone REALLY needs to get out more!

James has got it.

Writing in white...

...is the new Morse Code!!



Oh & ripparoo:

did you read ALL the message?

Fuck Y'all

if you can't

read white

text!



...but "peace out"

if you can!

I see you missed out on footage of tramps jumping bins!!

See me outside Tesco Metro and find out what tramp running is all about!

Fuck the Waterfront!

I think a mate of mine summed it up best:

"never trust a club where the walls sweat!"

I know their manager is a right 'king bast':

I bet it was him.

I've never been to a nite where a corpse is headlining:

I'm there!!

Yo Ahrkboob!!

I see where Arhkboob is coming from:

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None of these fucks get it! Haha Haha

...but this is how he looks today!

Being a cynical stinker, I'm very surprised to say...

your vid is f*cking smart!

Nice one

Damn...my identity has been revealled!
This was actually me going out for a posh meal...
hence the super-swish clothing.
(at least my date wasn't subject to your tramp cam...
or maybe she was?)

I think Mr Don't Worry, Be Happy is actually dead now!

Yeah, I heard ol' Bobby McFerrin died of depression...pretty ironic.

So this probably is him just before that fatefull day.

Happy times

For a tramp, sweetcorn don't come cheap!

tramp wrote:

I've got a little heart-shaped skid-mark on the inside of my undercrackers:
you guys should really use it for your next flier- it's a very pleasing image!

and hear it is!!