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Shit...I didn't make this one
(was washing a child's turd out of my beard...the stuff I do for 50p!)

I'll dj for a half-eaten pasty and a roll-up.
....but expect a better performance if you offer me crack!

Nice one Arhkboob for remembering the classic Joe Blade 2!

Are the going to be any arcade emulators?

There seems to be an unhealthy obsession with dwarves and midgets in the "Guardian" article.

What would Freud say?

What a load of wank!

How can it be a lovely do?
I wasn't even there this time!!

I like to wee myself and then let in dry in the midday sun. By about 4 in the afternoon, the smell is quite pungent and I decide to share my aroma with the good people of Tesco Supermarket. I can see the tears of happiness in peoples eyes when they see the Tramp approaching...either that or the sme...

...I thought we were quoting Fear and Loathing...

(Benico says the bear comment to a waitress in the Circus Bar....needless to say, she's very unimpressed!)

...well it's my fav quote anyway!

How much do they pay you to fuck that bear?

Does anyone remember a game called
Joe Blade?

Part 3 was my particular fav (on the C64)

...anyway, what about

Computer Jones?

Rubbish synth (kind of the point, I know)

but Synthesizer Patel's message makes it all worth it!!

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I sold my mum for crack

(got a good deal too!)

Some Ebay sellers really are poor, desperate half-wits...but this guy has already gone way beyond the "checking-in-sofa-for-cash" method. I can only hope he's a crack addict or something to warrant this depravity. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5...