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To hell with the pub...
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:17 am
by Patch
A line of cocaine is now as cheap as a pint of beer after the latest alcohol tax rises took effect.
And this is the quote of the day I think
Under Labour, hard drugs have become cheaper and more easily available than at any point in history.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:04 pm
by james
Scottish school-kid vaults roadside fence in to path of oncoming bus. Gets expectantly taken down....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7598674.stm
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:15 pm
by MikeTheBarber
If hes to dumb to see a big bus right in front of him then he kinda deserved it.
Everyone around seems really slow to react though
Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:00 pm
by ladylamb
A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 172612.ece
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:32 pm
by ahrkboob
I thought i'd solved the mystery of my irritable swollen gonads. oh well, back to the drawing board.......
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090128/tu ... 6b408.html
Re: Official news story thread
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:09 am
by james
'World's strongest' beer with 32% strength launched
A controversial Scottish brewery has launched what it described as the world's strongest beer - with a 32% alcohol content.
Tactical Nuclear Penguin has been unveiled by BrewDog of Fraserburgh.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 380412.stm
Really want to give this a go, what a name as well...
